This is a true story that really did happen to me. I had been seeing this girl for some time. She would always call and ask me over every weekend.
I had a friend come to town, and he wanted me to hook him up with someone. I told him, I would be happy to expose him to available girls, but he would have to do his own work.
Well, this girl I had been seeing called. I told her my plans and she said, “If you get bored or anything, just come by. I will leave the door open; doesn't matter what time.” She told me if she was sleeping, just to come in and wake her. I said okay.
Well, as luck would have it, my friend bombed, and I wasn't looking. I told him I was going to this girl’s house, and he would not be coming in. I gave him a choice: be taken home or wait in the car. He opted to wait in the car.
I pulled up and parked at the curb. Went to the door. It was dark, but with what little light there was, I could see her, lying in her bed. I knocked lightly, no response. I decided to go in, I checked the door and it was unlocked. It was a screen door, and had a closing roller, the kind that held the door shut and rolled open when the door was pulled.
I entered the house and made my way to the bedside. She was asleep, with her back toward me. I took off my clothes, all of them. I then slid into the bed real easy, so I wouldn't awaken her, till I was ready to. At this point I was aroused, so I positioned myself so I would impact her just right, and then did so.
At that moment, A WOMAN I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE RAISED UP AND TURNED TOWARD ME SCREAMING!
I was so startled that at first I couldn’t say anything, then I asked, “Who are you?”
She just jumped from the bed, grabbed a broom, and began beating me with it. I scrambled to my feet, picked up all of my clothing - the entire time being beaten by a broom and trying to protect my head. After gathering my clothes I ran toward the door, tripped on a rug, landed on a coffee table, broke it, and had to pick up my clothes again.
By this time, this woman had reached a very loud yelling voice and was screaming: “Help!” “Rape!” She was screaming a lot of things at that point.
I got to my feet and ran at the door. As I hit the door to open it, the hinges on the door were weaker than the roller and the entire door came off. As I leaped naked from the porch I was carrying the screen door along with me. I exited so fast I couldn't stop before I was in the front yard. There I stood, naked, holding a door, and my clothes. Now the woman was on the porch screaming and the neighbors lights began coming on.
I looked to my car and my friend was laughing so hard I could hear him. Instead of seeing my problem and starting the car for a quick get away, the a-hole was just laughing.
I dropped the door and got to my car; it did not start the first try. I was turning the corner as I saw two police cars coming down the street behind me. They turned up the street where I was just as I turned and headed to the Lake. During this entire trip, my friend laughed so hard he made himself sick and was crying.
I got to the lake and put on my clothes. I took the back way home. I was so frightened that night with thoughts of being arrested that I couldn’t sleep.
The next morning, the Phone rang. It was the girl that should have been in that bed. She said, "I heard you came by last night." Then she started laughing, "My Mother says Hi!" Her laughter was so loud! It was her Mother that was in the bed. She had gone to the store to get some pop so if I was to come by we could have a drink. I believe that was the last time I went to her home, at least that late.
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